THE MAIL
On 4/1/08, S###### B#### ###### @gmail.com wrote:
Dear SIr,
This is to inform you that the clips are being published successfully now (w.e.f 17.39hrs).
Regards,
S######
Mobile ESPN
On 4/1/08, S###### B#### ###### @gmail.com wrote:
Dear SIr,
This is to inform you that the clips are being published successfully now (w.e.f 17.39hrs).
Regards,
S######
Mobile ESPN
THE REPLY
S#####
Thanks for informing me about the ESPN Clips being published. I'm very confident that all your hard work shall bring immense monetary and non-tangible benefits to you, personally as well as professionally.
Let me take this valuable opportunity to reiterate the importance of ESPN Clips, particularly with regard to their successful completion and publication. As you are well aware, the GDP growth of our wonderful country rests solely on the successful publication of ESPN Clips. The tax benefits derived by the destitute on the basis of ESPN Clips is beyond the comprehension of many Third World countries.
In fact, it has been heard in elite diplomatic circles that the Indo US nuclear deal is in a stalemate situation which originated from a petty squabble over ESPN Clip Publishing Rights.
Their historical significance of ESPN Clips in the Indo Pak wars, Battle of Panipat and the Moscow Seige are also well known. But a very interesting fact I would like to reveal at this juncture is the influence of ESPN Clip Publication in the epic battle of Sparta. The Spartan King Leonidas and his brave 300 were able to hold the Persians led by Xerxys at the gates of Sparta by building a wall from stones dug up "from the bosom of Greece herself." Little do people know that this feat was achieved only by diligent publication of ESPN Clips which is in all probability a Herculean task.
The radical incorporation of ESPN Clip Publishing in the fields of nanotechnology and biometrics cannot be overlooked at any cost. Also worth mentioning is the emergence of ESPN Clip Support groups and NGOs who strive for Harsher Punishments for Parole Violators and of course, World Peace.
A quick summary of the historical and ongoing World Shaping Events, solely governed by the present and the earlier staff publishing ESPN Clips, would include Al Gore's Nobel Prize, release of Rambo 4, Wi Fi Hot Spots, invention of Pogo Sticks, Tectonic Plate Movements, Search for Alternate Dimensions and Donkey Kong,
The sheer presence of ESPN Staff, in general, and the Members of the Clip Publishing Dept, in particular, in my life has given me a new direction. I realized that the most important aspect of my life is what they do, i.e. Reading about Sports. Of Course, after that I have my morning cup of coffee and go to work where as a Structural Engineer I can make an actual contribution to the Real world, but I don't think its worth mentioning.
S#####
Thanks for informing me about the ESPN Clips being published. I'm very confident that all your hard work shall bring immense monetary and non-tangible benefits to you, personally as well as professionally.
Let me take this valuable opportunity to reiterate the importance of ESPN Clips, particularly with regard to their successful completion and publication. As you are well aware, the GDP growth of our wonderful country rests solely on the successful publication of ESPN Clips. The tax benefits derived by the destitute on the basis of ESPN Clips is beyond the comprehension of many Third World countries.
In fact, it has been heard in elite diplomatic circles that the Indo US nuclear deal is in a stalemate situation which originated from a petty squabble over ESPN Clip Publishing Rights.
Their historical significance of ESPN Clips in the Indo Pak wars, Battle of Panipat and the Moscow Seige are also well known. But a very interesting fact I would like to reveal at this juncture is the influence of ESPN Clip Publication in the epic battle of Sparta. The Spartan King Leonidas and his brave 300 were able to hold the Persians led by Xerxys at the gates of Sparta by building a wall from stones dug up "from the bosom of Greece herself." Little do people know that this feat was achieved only by diligent publication of ESPN Clips which is in all probability a Herculean task.
The radical incorporation of ESPN Clip Publishing in the fields of nanotechnology and biometrics cannot be overlooked at any cost. Also worth mentioning is the emergence of ESPN Clip Support groups and NGOs who strive for Harsher Punishments for Parole Violators and of course, World Peace.
A quick summary of the historical and ongoing World Shaping Events, solely governed by the present and the earlier staff publishing ESPN Clips, would include Al Gore's Nobel Prize, release of Rambo 4, Wi Fi Hot Spots, invention of Pogo Sticks, Tectonic Plate Movements, Search for Alternate Dimensions and Donkey Kong,
The sheer presence of ESPN Staff, in general, and the Members of the Clip Publishing Dept, in particular, in my life has given me a new direction. I realized that the most important aspect of my life is what they do, i.e. Reading about Sports. Of Course, after that I have my morning cup of coffee and go to work where as a Structural Engineer I can make an actual contribution to the Real world, but I don't think its worth mentioning.
Thank you once again for apprising me about the successful publication of the clips. I'm sure the Collaborative effort put in by the present Mobile ESPN Clip Publishing team is reflective of the company's corporate culture, which must have been shaped by the Stalwarts who served the noble cause earlier. I earnestly hope they find their names etched in permanent glory in the "New England Journal of Who Gives a Rats Ass".
Regards,
Michael Clayton
Michael Clayton
